If you don’t have time to lolly-gag around the internet all day searching for wacky sex and relationship articles like we do, this is for you! The best stuff that people are talking about right now, from all over the web.

This Penis Painting Is Making Everyone Go Crazy [Guardian]

7 Signs You’re Dating A Criminal [YourTango]

Man Sues Ex-Fiancee After She Breaks Off Engagement [MSN]

“My Boss Caught Me Masturbating And Now He Won’t Stop Flirting” [Dear Prudence]

Why You’re Not Married Yet [Elle]