When I saw the email, I wanted to scream at the computer screen, “You’re not allowed to expect me to do your friends any favors after the way you treated me! Don’t you know there are rules about that kind of stuff?”
Confirmed: we are all either a Chaos Muppet or an Order Muppet, and grasping that concept is the key to a successful relationship.
“I told him, ‘You don’t teach me how to play tennis and I won’t teach you how to model in a bathing suit.’”
To someone who knows their backstory, this moment was miraculous.
J.Lo’s manager slammed J.Lo’s boyfriend in a national magazine. Feels kind of cold, no?
Wow, awesome how they got that prostitution stuff in there.
I can’t totally blame Sophia for rebounding with another one of her castmates, but once you’ve already had one failed workplace relationship another one just seems like pushing your luck.
When you’re newly in love, it’s tempting to shut off everything else in the world and devote yourself exclusively to your relationship. But that strategy often backfires.