Leaving aside whether an affair made public is even worth talking about, we can at least use language that isn’t charged.
You’re right, weather lady. This is too much fun.
If you’re hoping for a date that doesn’t involve a lot of shouting and throwing things, opt to watch the game in a pub or at someone’s apartment. Either way, there’s still beer.
Popcorn flirting isn’t bad for you; it’s just a little unsatisfying.
There are all kinds of relationships — some are based on mutual feelings of respect and love, some are based on mutual feelings of “IT’S 3AM WHAT RU YOU UP TO?” When the latter becomes a regular thing, we call that an ongoing booty call.
When my friend Sarah was studying abroad in the UK, a guy once asked her if she fancied a snog, and she thought he was offering her a cigarette instead of suggesting they make out.
3 Google searches later, and we’re still confused about what this word means.
It’s that time of year again, when the prospect of meeting someone new feels exhausting, and all your old flames start to look that much more appealing…