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What Exactly Does it Mean to “Take it To The Next Level”?

And how, in a matter of seconds, did I go from smitten to panicked?

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It Is Not Possible To Date A Musician (I’m Convinced)

Spoiler alert guys: It always ends in pain. Someone will eventually die. In this case, we hadn’t even started dating.

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I Decided So It Must Be True: Being Single Is Super Awesome

Where is the one cute guy that’s never dated and who doesn’t own a dungeon?

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Internet Killed The Dating Star: On Googling and Facebook Stalking

If this were the 80s, maybe I’d have given him my number already and we’d be on our way to a Devo concert tonight.

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Fake It ‘Til You Make It: Good Idea, Bad Idea?

I don’t want to end up like Katy Perry.

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About That Time I Got Dumped By Email and Wanted to Hit Things With a Baseball Bat

While they were breaking up with me, my last two boyfriends both said they wished they had treated me better.

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How Do You Find Out If It Is or Isn’t a Date Without Sounding Like A Jerk?

What I have learned over the years is that when you meet a guy, sex will always be a question. Once it’s answered, then things can move forward but not until then.

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How Do You Know If You’ll Ever “Click” With Someone As Much As You Did With Your Ex?

Now that I know this chemistry exists, what I want to know is whether it will happen again.

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None Is The Loneliest Number

I’m not saying to the sky, “Deliver unto me a boyfriend.” But I miss butterflies in my stomach.

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Welcome To The Dating Desert: Is Dating In YOUR City Easy?

Now I’m facing down a marriage-less future where my mother constantly asks me about making babies and I’m haunted about whether where I live affects my date selection.